You MUST discuss your Bad Sex before MONDAY!
The deadline for the "$33-and-a-third Bad Sex Rant Contest" is THIS MONDAY!
We are looking for rants (i.e. personal essays) on the topic of MONSTROUSLY BAD SEX.
* The author of the finest such rant will receive thirty-three-and-one-third dollars and publication on Poor Mojo's Almanac(k) as a "$33-and-a-third Meritorious Boon Winner."
* There is NO entry or "reading" fee for any 33-and-a-third Contest.
* Entries must be less than 3000 words, and comply with our normal Submissions Guidelines.
* All entries are due NO LATER THAN MARCH 31, 2008.
Full contest info: http://www.poormojo.org/contest.html
Questions?: http://www.poormojo.org/contact.html
Poor Mojo's Almanac(k) is a weekly online magazine offering fine prose, poetry, and advice from the Giant Squid: www.poormojo.org
