CHARGED WITH VANDALISM, DESTRUCTION OF PROPERTY, AND AGGRAVATED BATTERY WITH WRITING IMPLEMENT.
ALSO WANTED ON A PENDING CHARGE OF ENVIRONMENTAL NEGLECT.

M.O.: TAGS LOCAL TREES, HOUSES, FENCES, AND KITTENS (OH NO!) WITH HER AND HER BOYFRIEND'S INITIALS TO SHOW HER UNDYING DEDICATION WHILE HE IS OVERSEAS.
SAYS SHE SPENDS HER FREE TIME BAKING CAKES AND HAND WASHING HER LINGERIE. EVIDENCE PROVES OTHERWISE.
USES HER GOOD LOOKS AND SMILING FACE TO GET AWAY WITH HER CRIMES, DON'T BE SURPRISED IF YOU SEE SOME THIGH!

CONSIDERED ARMED AND DANGEROUS

DO NOT ATTEMPT TO APPREHEND; CALL YOUR LOCAL AUTHORITIES

COVER YOUR TREES AND PROTECT YOUR CLAPBOARD

Photos: Golden Ticket Studios
Story/Text: S. Sims

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