Ask the Giant Squid: Beware the Sawbones, Even if You Are Boneless
What do you think of the current healthcare issues?
Signed,
Lincoln Taubman
Dear Lincoln,
I am assuming you ask this odd question of me as I had been president and had influence and interest in the health and care of our society Americana, and not because you believe that I have dared to undergo medical procedures.
Your hospitals terrify me, dear Lincoln. And your doctors doubly terrify me. The nurses offer some succor, but then la petite ecole en medecine treble-terrify me. According to the Additive Property of Fears, if I were to enter a hospital, speak to a pair of doctor and then be "aided" by a medical student, I would be septerrified.
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