Ten reasons San Francisco Rocks during Burning Man
Metroblogging San Francisco: Ten Reasons San Francisco Rocks During Burning Man
10. Smell of patchouli is restricted to Upper Haight.
9. Prices of glitter, fake fur and hot glue return to normal levels. Meanwhile, Discount Fabrics closes doors of all locations for one day, fills employee break rooms with money and swims in self-made swimming pool of cash.
8. No white dudes with dreadlocks for seven square miles.
7. San Francisco 'smug' levels ratchet back to 'tolerable' in absence of arty hipster trust fund brats and 2.0 lets-ressurect-pets.com-as-a-vlog leeches.
6. Super annoying guys don't hit on me in bars assuming I know what the fuck they're talking about when they use terms like "the burn", "the man" and "off the grid".
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