Ask the Giant Squid: Hey howmany legs do you got?
Hey howmany legs do you got on your body?
Anonymous Inquisitor,
I have 8 arms, two hunting tentacles, and 13 legs. The formermost are muscular, besuckered, and attached to the caudal section of my mantle, arrayed about my terrible and razorsharp beak. The lattermost are from a variety of vertebrates (dog, human, monkey, komodo dragon, et cetera), strung upon thick monofilament line, and draped in double-thick swags about my fearsome headsac, not unlike a garland or wreath of laurels.
Yours,
The Giant Squid